“I’m just using that walking penis for his popularity and ultimately I’ll destroy him, just like I destroyed your little girlfriend. It’s just so easy.

“That’s all I ever wanted. A normal family, with a normal life. Balance and order, order and balance. But, you know, that just never exists.


Favorite Fictional People: Pacey Witter (Dawson’s Creek)

Pacey Witter is nothing if not the walking, talking embodiment of a fallible protagonist.