boyd-crowders:

pacey witter // “pilot”

Well, let me tell you something. You blew it, lady. Because I’m the best sex you’ll never have.

“Yesterday, after you totally busted up my nose with that basketball, the cheerleaders were being really friendly towards me. Bandaging up my nose, and hugging me and stuff. I got a little excited. I went in the bathroom to…relieve the tension, and the coach came in and wanted to check up on my nose…Nedless to say that’s why I’m here.

“Ok, Jen. Are you going to tell me his name or am I gonna have to kill you?